psycho freak > but that y im BoB and u r GOONnoob

Contact Vorick or Midshipman regarding diplomatic concerns. For employment opportunities, submit a detailed application or contact Rhonyn Peacemaker
or PriestWithKnives. Positions are limited.

If none of the above can help, consider contacting Ronzo Walrus for whatever else may arise

High-Sec Offices

Ishisomo VIII - Propel Dynamics Factory

Slays VII - Moon 3 - Center for Advanced Studies

Warouh VI - Moon 5 - Joint Harvesting Mineral Reserve

Nourvukaiken VII - Moon 4 - Caldari Constructions Production Plant

Orvolle VI - Moon 1 - Federal Administration Bureau Offices

A rough road leads to the stars.

Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.

Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.

They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.

"Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments. "

HI!
CEO: Kadm
Political Bullshit: Altuis
Everything else but recruiting: Kadm

Macdeth is unadulterated awesome.

"an ancient wise man of the stars was consulted by a lone pilot - the soothsayer told of a distant dark future where war had broken and shattered the universe of eve. The war had decimated all but 2 great fleets, planets and suns grew bright and flashed one last time as the fleets passed by destroying all that was once great within the universe"

"The final battle of the forces of light would stand against the swarm of darkness at the eve gate, ancient and ever throbbing with power - desperate to defend the gate from a possible reactivation, the forces of good did all they could to super nova the evegate sun destroing the last star within the eve galaxy...... so much death, so much pain"

"The lone pilot tensed at the sayers words, What has this to do with me old wise man?"

"you will lead a band of men who will be known simply as the darkness, you will be there at the end of time, you will see with your own eyes the last star of the universe flicker and fade"

"Then what?! what happens to me old man!?

"the universe will pass into legend and all that will remain will be,..... The Darkness"

Planets orbit moons.

Remedial is fat lol

Welcome to Chocolate City

Syndicate OGs, HQ IIRH

Not recruiting.

Not Here

From the depths of treachery we arise

Gamma Squad Holdings

We like to be jews, oh and we also like rocks Alot

[SIGH] In honor of Sesfan.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

Dear shitbags,

Please contact Mr Beacon for all your masterbatory needs.

We still love you Sesfan!

The worst best corp in Goonswarm

Industrial Corporation. Proud to be providing GoonSwarm with its Industrial Backbone. For info on joining contact Sessna Kalashnikov, our Head Recruiter. PE V required!


Laughter in rats

It was discovered that rats emit short, high frequency, ultrasonic, socially induced vocalization during rough and tumble play, and when tickled. The vocalization is described as a distinct “chirping”. Humans cannot hear the “chirping” without special equipment. It was also discovered that like humans, rats have “tickle skin”. These are certain areas of the body which generate more laughter response than other areas. The laughter is associated with positive emotional feelings and social bonding occurs with the human tickler, resulting in the rats becoming conditioned to seek the tickling. Additional responses to the tickling were those that laughed the most also played the most, and those that laughed the most preferred to spend more time with other laughing rats. This suggests a social preference to other rats exhibiting similar responses. However, as the rats age, there does appear to be a decline in the tendency to laugh and respond to tickle skin. The initial goal of Jaak Panksepp & Jeff Burgdorf’s research was to track the biological origins of joyful and social processes of the brain by comparing rats and their relationship to the joy and laughter commonly experienced by children in social play. Although, the research was unable to prove rats have a sense of humor, it did indicate rats can laugh and express joy. Panksepp & Burgdorf 2003 Chirping by rats is also reported in additional studies by Brian Knutson of the National Institutes of Health. Rats chirp when wrestling one another, before receiving morphine, or having sex.

This corp has been started to bring new mining and industrial talent into goonswarm to bolster capital production back in our home space.

Watching your children since 1950

Moon cheese

All things Hobbity.

Producing weapons of FOFOFO since 1-1-07.

The Greater Goon is a fun corp to hang out in. It's just a bunch of bros getting along and having a good time. Sometimes we might want to blow up macrominers and sometimes we might want to conquer Fountain. 4/29.

P.S. We all love suas

Duragon Pioneer Group

Contact Destinys Fate, Kronius Migranus, Vera Nosfyu, or Mildeliane for more information
Please direct all complaints to Avulsion.

Serving 8-10, your pie is baked fresh and shipped priority air to insure fresh arrival. Pies are shipped priority air Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday only. For Saturday delivery additional $15.00 for weekend priority shipping. Pies not available for Monday delivery.

No Minmatar allowed.

EVE's foremost corporation for bear enthusiasts. All bear lovers welcome! In your application please state your years of interest and number of bears sighted, as well as your favorite member of the Ursidae family! (preference is given to players with themed names)

-- PANDA LOVERS WELCOME --

Contacts:
Grizzly Dabak
Aesop Furpockets
General Bearsilov
Jon Pawminor

we don't open recruit

'Ere to fix to yer gubbinz


We have opened recruitment to everyone. Get access to some of the best space in the game and have fun with real pvp when you want. After applying one of our directors or recruiters will contact you to help sort things out.

[LDLQ] Légion du Lys est une corporation de québécois et de joueurs francophones jouant aux heures de l'amérique du nord mais aussi sur les heures Francaise.

Nous sommes la division francophone de l'alliance Goon, la plus grosse alliance de Eve en nombre de joueur.

Le meilleur moyen d'appliquer est d'aller vous présenter dans notre forum dans la section recrutement:
http://www.legiondulys.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=20

Pour nous rejoindre:
Channel publique: LDLQ-QUEBEC
Bureau:
Caldari: Sakenta (1 station, 2 jump de Jita)
Amarr: Horir (1 station, 4 jump de Amarr)
Gallente: Synchelle (1 station, 2 jump de Oursualert)
Minmatar: Leurtmar (1 station, 4 jump de Rens)

Rhos before hoes.

One time, Darth killed a Hobo and drank his blood to gain special powers.

Production and trade corp, not open for applications.

Anchor Alt Corp

You are going to like the ManTrain.

I guarantee it.

Selling TVs and bikes for POS fuel since 2006

Goonfleet Freightering/Capital Transportation Service

Progress through Technology.
Power through Progress.

*GoonSwarm Alliance*

Coalition Friendly

Battlestars is part of the Freedom Guard gaming community.
To find out more about us, check us out at Freedomguard.net or Eve-Battlestars.net.

If you apply, Team Speak is a MUST. Please have it downloaded & Installed for personal interviews.

You may contact the following Directors to schedule an interview:

DREDD - CEO
Grand Illusion - Director
Shilo - Director
Halsey - Director
Ty'r - Director
Hasan - Director
Tig Cobra - Director
Ruiryu - Director
Betadurin- Director

When logged on, you must be on Team Speak at all Times.

and i was like damn

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Don't even think about applying unless you want some drain bamage of your own >:(

Moonfleet - contact MalaMo
It's a family busines.. Can't go wrong!

Raising the I.Q of Both sides

ghsc is for drinking martinis, smoking fancy cigars and belittling you proles

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Fly safe and godspeed, pilot.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Science, Industry, and Moon Mining

Contact: Isis Plissken

GoonFleet Recruitment Holding Corp

Butts & Dongs

Contact Elistara Eldore or Antogen for diplomatic concerns.

free hookers!

In yo face homo... sapiens

When it all goes to hell ... the evil fuzzy bunny will be sitting in the middle of it... staring you down.

It's 4am. Do you know where your moon is?

Ask Us About Our Capital Production

Evil Empire of the Goonswarm Alliance

Not your average girls

GIRLS ONLY, NO boys.

Recruiting only the very best in asian isk farmers. Apply today!

GOONS ON MOONS - NOT RECRUITING

Fitting Shield and Armor tanking Myrmidons since 2006

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We are Omnipotent

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Like the other one, but better

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Moving your crap from here to there.

Deep Space Exploration & Financial Services

Group of dental professionals organized for profit.